Patrick and I were tardy to the party for a certain television show called “Breaking Bad.” We had been meaning to watch it for years, but just started it two weeks ago on Netflix. It has taken over our lives. My husband works like a tornado, so we do not talk very much during the day, but our communication has started to make us sound like junkies. Here is a typical conversation:
Pat: I’m working late tonight, but I’m going to try and get out of there by 8 so we can get an episode in.
Katie: Let me know if you’re going to be late. I can’t wait.
Pat: Did you find out how we can get the last 8 episodes Netflix doesn’t have?
Katie: No and I don’t think I can handle waiting until they get it.
We get absolutely nothing accomplished once the episodes start. They leave major cliff hangers at the end too, so you have to keep watching. Netflix has 54 episodes and we are on about episode 47 in slightly over 2 weeks. We aren’t sure how we are going to function in the evening once there are no more episodes to watch. I heard once that a definition of an addict is not how much or how often, but it is the ability to stop, or the lack of ability to stop once started. By that definition, we are Breaking Bad addicts. I have dreamt about it. I think about it often and wonder what I would do given those life circumstances. I do not feel ashamed, except at my lack of productivity. I could chalk it up to bonding with my husband, but that is a stretch since we do not talk except to clarify during an episode.
Since I get nothing accomplished anymore, I have to cheat. Showering is a must, doing hair is a maybe. I had simply quit with any type of body color enhancer and embraced my natural pastiness, since that was a nighttime ritual. Then a magical moment happened; I was introduced to Sally Hansen Airbrush Legs cream. I had heard of the spray and recommended it with the disclaimer that I had not used it, but I did not know about the cream. I was a little hesitant with the idea of leg cream, even though I love self tanner and regular lotion. 2 friends swear by it, so I tried it. It is glorious! It takes roughly 1 minute to apply. It adds just the right amount of color and, once dry, stays on and does not smudge. I forgot about it, slept in white sheets, and woke up with nary a smudge on the sheets! I think the color it creates is PRETTIER than self tanner. How have I gone this long without it? It comes in 4 shades and is sold at drug stores for around $10. It is my own attempt at camouflage and subterfuge. Yes, I am reaching. Now, it’s time for another episode.